montgomery-scott montgomery-scott says:

A common practice of the Cardassians when torturing captives was to force them to eat a taspar egg when they were at their most desperate and near starvation.  Immediately after your release the practice was abandoned, the only reason given by the Cardassian High Council was that “…we have deemed that this practice is in actual fact more torture on the kaspar egg than the prisoner.”  Years later it was discovered that during your imprisonment you were found fucking one of the eggs on top of a desk like Jason Biggs fucked that apple pie in that movie about that guy who fucks apple pies.

A common practice of the Cardassians when torturing captives was to force them to eat a taspar egg when they were at their most desperate and near starvation.  Immediately after your release the practice was abandoned, the only reason given by the Cardassian High Council was that “…we have deemed that this practice is in actual fact more torture on the kaspar egg than the prisoner.”  Years later it was discovered that during your imprisonment you were found fucking one of the eggs on top of a desk like Jason Biggs fucked that apple pie in that movie about that guy who fucks apple pies.

December 7, 2011 by montgomery-scott
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