captn-jameskirk says:
The Enterprise experienced a critical loss of power when a newborn space creature mistook the ship as its mother and attached itself to the hull. It was later discovered that the creature was attached to the ship outside of your quarters to take advantage of your cosmic glory hole, and the power drain was traced back to the large, black, oscillating, self-lubricating dildo that Riker had attached to the slide of his trombone as he pumped your ass with a ragtime melody.
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